P: How do my arms look these days?
Me: I would say that you have better arms than a celebrity. I bet you have better arms than Weird Al Yankovic.
P: I’m surprised he even has arms to be honest.
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Al’s a pretty slender & wiry guy, but he can lift his accordion overhead with one hand. Just sayin’.
Things my boyfriend do …… is put his arms around me , we hold hands , also give’s me hugs,& laugh and talk about any thing
! I love my boyfriend.. Bow
i love it when he wraps his arms around me and squeezes tight and doesnt let go. <3
I love when I look like hell and he calls me beautiful even more often than he does when I’ve spent hours getting ready xD and when he runs up behind me and picks me up and scares the crappp out of me xD
I love when my boyfriend looks me in the eyes and says, “I will always be by your side to tongue punch your fart box.”