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me calls me alot of names, in his phone, im babygirl, he aslo calls me, babe, baby, sweetheart, love of his life, my love, future wife, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, and theres alot more…lol
I love him, and we’ve been together for almost 6months <3
You’ve only been together ALMOST 6 months and he calls you “future wife” HAHA. Yeah, ya’ll sound like a couple of 16 year old kids. You “love” him?
Do you know what it is to love? It sure doesn’t sound like it, since again, 6 months? Seriously? Yeah. That isn’t love, it’s lust.
That’s whats wrong with people nowadays, just throwing around the word “love” to anyone who will throw them attention. Thats why people are always doubting young people’s relationships. I’m 19, and have been with my boyfriend for ALMOST 2 years now.. I know I’ve got triple the relationship on you, so it’s safe to assume I’m a bit more educated in the relationship department. Anyways, I’m just really irritated at the comment you posted.. You “love” him after 6 months.. Wow, your mom needs to bitch slap some sense into you.
Understandable that often times relationships of those who move very fast are blind to “reality” and are still in the lust stage. I am a firm believer that in some instances, time is irrelevant. If a couple can establish full trust, honesty, and experience the not so lovely situations couples can be a team and work through it, the relationship builds. My boyfriend and I have shared stories of past heartbreak, one of us had a drug problem years ago, and one has a lifelong disease. Sharing personal and intimate details of our lives brings us closer. The true meaning of it all is a partner for life.
Amber, you sound like you just got dumped… Jealousy much?
My boyfriend calls me sweetie, pumpkin pou, agapi mou, baby, boo, pookie, love, wifey, neni, doll face, etc.
Hehe, we’ve been together for about 9 months. (:
Many more to come (:
and amber, people can develop a true and meaningful and loving relationship with just 6 months… my boyfriend’s parents dated for 9 months and then got married… they’ve been together for almost 23 years.
So. Yeah(:
me and my boyfriend hve be together for 2 years aand iam 13!! btw thre are these 2 year 9′s that are engaged in my school and three like 14 :O
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Amber! AMber! AMber! Ya sound a bit jealous there. =) Love have to start at some point right. Stop hating on ppl, only makes you look dumb!
@Amber trolls gonna troll
My boyfriend calls me baby girl baby babe sweetheart darling and by my name and I gotta say I like it most when he calls me by my name Ina sweet way he usually only uses my name when he’s pissed at me xD and sadly I piss him off a lot but he wont leave me cuz he’s a foooool in looooove xD so am I for when he pisses me off
Um, Amber, not cool. Two years doesn’t mean anything. It’s the guy, the girl, the relationship, it’s power. Not your particular experience. My last relationship was two and a half years, and my current is pulling up to two years, does this mean I have twice the experience you have? No, not at all. It also doesn’t mean I don’t. Age has nothing to do with what people call eachother, by the way, and even if she IS sixteen years old, then shouldn’t that mean that you’re only three years older than her, and if you’ve been with your boyfriend for almost two years then doesn’t that also mean you got with him at sixteen or seventeen? Meaning when you were that age he probably called you things like that too? It’s normal for kids to dream, no need to stomp on it. I understand that you may think you and your boyfriend are the best couple to walk the earth, but you also have to understand, it’s probably not going to last, as well, we can’t expect things to last, but we don’t have to think about it 24/7, either. Again, no need to stomp on her fantasies. It’s much worse being stuck in the real world than being able to dream every now and then, which I can not, due to my over-sense of realism, it’s not a good place to be, let her dream on, and hope her dreams come true.
Amber: .. Yeah You Can Throw The Word “LOVE” Around, But You Cant Go By How Long They Been Together. You Dont Even Know How LONG They Started Talking before They Made It Official 6 Months AGO .. Stop It / You Making Yourself Look CRAZY!
Can’t * ( my bad