Don’t be jealous.

Me: Once I put a picture of a woman smoking a cigar on a lighter.
P: Are you trying to tell me you’re one of those women who’s into appliqué?
Me: No. And besides, I didn’t use glue, I used sello tape.
P: Then you’re into crappliqué.
Me: I hate you.
P: Don’t be jealous of my abilities with portmanteau.