Get it right.

Responding to the television where a man is telling someone to “get right with God”:

E: Ha, get right with my cock, fucko.
Me: Am I right with your cock?
E: We’ll have to check.
Me: Does it involve a litmus test?
E: It’s more of a taste test.

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  1. Hull have signed former Wigan defender Maynor Figueroa on a free transfer. The 30-year-old is a familiar face to Tigers boss Steve Bruce, who also signed him when he was in charge of the Latics in 2008. Friends reunited! Figueroa pleased to be working with Bruce again after penning two-year deal with Hull

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