ThingsMyBoyfriendSays.com Funny, amusing, offensive, and ridiculous things that my boyfriend says. http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com Dear Heather. e: What's that chick's name again?
me: Heather.
e: That's a whore's name. http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com Fiddy. me: Who are you buying a Labatt 50 for?
e: Satan. I'm pouring one out for my homey. http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com Whimsy. e: Let me put together this playlist before you put in the She- Ra theme song.
me: What makes you think I'm going to include the She-Ra theme song?
e: It is the curse of your whimsical gender. http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com Meat. After I ate a Slim Jim:
"You smell like pig corn hole." http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com