Frequently Asked Questions.
How long have you guys been together?
Since sometime in June, 2002. Date has never been determined exactly.
How did you meet?
The shortest way to answer that question is "We were both drunk at the time."
You say he's hot. Is there a picture?
Just the one on this page here.
This site is hilarious. Do you have an RSS feed?
There's links at the top right of every page. Oh fine, here they are again:
Do you have a site banner I can use?
Do you follow him around with a tape recorder or something?
No, although I did start carrying a pen at one point during one period where he kept saying hilarious things that I kept forgetting.
What's The Boyfriend's name, anyway?
E.
What does The Boyfriend do for a living?
Writes things.
What do you do for a living?
Art, movies, design.
Who made the site?
I did.
Where can I email you/The Boyfriend?
Contact page, yo.
Your boyfriend seems violent/to have anger management issues/mysoginist/offensive/hates everything. Why do you stay with him?
You seem to have no sense of humour. Go here instead.
STILL have questions?! Hit the Contact page.
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