Category Archives: P

Woodwind.

Me: I’ve started playing the clarinet again. P: Well I guess you’ve got to do something with all the hot air coming out the front of you.

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Nerdlinger.

While watching rain through the window: P: As C3PO would say, the damage doesn’t look so bad from in here. Me: It’s amazing that you say things like this and have ever accessed a vagina. P: Ladies all wanna get … Continue reading

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Periodic.

P discusses feminine hygiene. Continue reading

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… And party every day.

P likes to dress up. Continue reading

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Resemblance.

P notices family resemblance. Continue reading

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Crossword.

P is good at crosswords. Continue reading

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Oh Canada.

P blames Canada. Continue reading

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Euphemism.

A rose by any other name … Continue reading

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