About this site.
I have a boyfriend. We've been together for almost four years. That's him on the left there. I kind of tricked him into getting that picture but I thought it was funny.
One of the reasons he managed to get my attention in the first place is because he's hilarious, in the most dead-pan way I've ever come across. He's also French Canadian so he has an accent that's usually described as "sexy", which I suppose it is, but I think it makes everything that comes out of his mouth ridiculously funny. (Ever seen the South Park movie? Remember the mole? That's E. With the jacket and the attitude and everything. Don't tell him I told you, it makes him all scowly.)
He says things all the time that are ridiculous and hysterical. I started logging them in an online journal under the tag "Things My Boyfriend Says", and that feature was really popular and everyone told me I should start a site. I decided that if the domain wasn't taken, I would. Aw crap.
He's referred to as "E" on this site because he's shy (amazingly) and I think he's kind of embarrassed about all this, but he has benignly tolerated hairbrained schemes of mine before so I think he's taking it all in stride. I'll be updating this site as comic diamonds fall from his mouth, which seems to be a couple of times a week, but no promises.
You can email him at theboyfriend@thingsmyboyfriendsays.com.
Oh, and ladies - he's hot.
About The Boyfriend.
He likes meat.
He's a libra.
He's about 5'10.
He's French Canadian.
He likes horror movies.
He likes The Girlfriend.
His email address is theboyfriend@thingsmyboyfriendsays.com.
About The Girlfriend.
She's an artist. She makes movies. She designs things.
She's a Taurus.
She's about 5'4.
She speaks mediocre French.
She likes reality TV.
She likes The Boyfriend.
Her email address is thegirlfriend@thingsmyboyfriendsays.com.
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