While watching rain through the window:
P: As C3PO would say, the damage doesn’t look so bad from in here.
Me: It’s amazing that you say things like this and have ever accessed a vagina.
P: Ladies all wanna get with this. Look like Conan, quote Conan.
On menstrual cups:
P: Diva Cup. Mooncup. Luna. Stop with the superficial names and just call it The Blood Bucket already.
Me: Well, I guess all that’s left now is the make-up sex.
P: Does that mean we get to dress up like KISS?
Me: Holy crap, Kurt Cobain’s daughter is 19 this year.
P: Oh yeah? What does she look like?
Me: Kurt Cobain.
P: What, stripey jumper, hole in the back of the head?
Me: Are you feeling better?
P: I usually feel better than most people.
While doing a crossword.
Me: The clue is “Pain In The Neck”, seven letters.
P: Your name is shorter than seven letters.
Me: It’s Canada Day today.
P: It’s NEVER Canada’s day.
P: ‘Bobble hat’ is the worst euphemism for vagina I’ve ever heard.